39 Snappy Comebacks After Being Rejected By A Female in a Bar

1. Good...More money for me!

2. Thanks, I needed a break from all the constant sexual activity

3. That's okay, i was just getting you away from your hot friend so my buddy could make some time with her, and seeing that they just walked out together, I made my twenty bucks.

4. Okay, but can I still call you later?

5. Hmm..does that thing on your face always leak pus like that?

6. Hey, that's funny....no, no,...really.

7. Please, please, please, please, please

8. Okay, but is it okay with you if I tell my friends you're a dyke? Could you grab that girl's ass so they'll believe me?

9. Oh come on, your mouth says no, but your eyes, ...well, they say no too, but you left felbow, your left elbow is clearly saying yes.

10. I'm rubber and your glue......

11. WHAT?

12. Say hello to my little friend.

13. I heard about women like you. Listen, would you mind if i take a picture of you? The folks back home will never believe I actually met one.

14. Okay, that didn't work. How about Rock, paper scissors?

15. It's because of my weight isn't it? It's just that these pants make my butt look big.

17. Guess I'll just ahve to go solo to Bono's Christmas soiree.

18. Ouch. That's just mean.

19. Well, there's more fish in the sea..i was just trying to have a go at it with a human for a change.

20 Who's the loser now? Who's the loser now?

21. Are you sure? It's Drew Carey bobblehead night at my apartment.

22. That's strange, how did you know it would fit up there?

23. My therapist tells me this is good for my emotional growth.

24. I know you arem but what am i?

25. So, i guess you making wings and ribs for me and the boys for the game this Saturday is out of the question?

26. Oh, oh, I get it, but if I don't see it as lowering my standards, why should you feel you're not worthy?

27. Alright, but you're gonna have to give this fifty bucks back to your brother, i don't take money for a job i didn't finish.

28. It's because of my breath isn't it? I can stop breathing you know.

29. But I walked all the way over here!

30. No, no, you heard me wrong. I didn't say" how about we go out", I said, " How is yoru gout?"

31. I'll drink to that.

32 There's no place like home, there's no place like home.

33. Sure, it's all about you...what about my feelings?

34. Okay, but could you do just one thing for me....pull my finger.

35. I get the sense you're dealing with some issues....do you need a hug.

36. You're kidding right?

37. I'll drink to that.

38. Okay, If i go out and get a job, take a bath, change my underwear, lose 50 pounds and get this boil lanced, then can we go out?

39. Whoa, it's a good thing I'm not sensitive.